A clip from "The Office" is the best safety moment ever
Green Tea Panacotta has an odd colour and serving it with pears and pomegranet coulis don't make it look any better.
Whole wheat pasta mixed with sauce left out on a buffet turns into a solid mass.
When a conference has 95% women make sure the toilet paper is well stocked.
I'm semi decent at video game driving games
I'm pretty good at mini golf
I'm not so good at vitual golf
I suck at pool
On to day two.....